I’d like to think of myself as quite punny…see what I did there. I’m sorry, I promise the LGBTQ puns below will be a bit more amusing than that one. But puns are great for all occasions.
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Whether it’s to make a funny little joke or it’s a statement of endearment I’ve compiled a list of my all-time favorite puns.
Let’s take a look!
Gay Puns
These puns are a play on the word gay.
- Eat, Gay, Love. – As in Eat Pray Love
- Happy Birth-gay! – Cute play on the word day
- Happy Holigays – Stole the same idea here, sorry.
- I was born this gay – swapped the word way to gay from this iconic Gaga song.
- Take a deep breath and say namasgay – Namaste, no more. It’s Namasgay now.
- Where’s my corgay? – corgis are cute but corgays are cuter!
- Let’s eat some PB & Gay – Get it? Peanut butter and J?
- I’m intoxigayted by you – Intoxication is strong but intoxigaytion is stronger!
- I’m so gay for ewe – Who doesn’t love sheep?
- You’re my favorite alli-gay-tor – I like that this could work for allies too!
Lesbian Puns
These puns are a play on the word lesbian
- Les-bee together forever – cute little play on the word lesbian using cute little bees!
- I love your two-lips – Tulips are lovely, but this is better.
- Lesbi honest! – Yes. I stole this one from Pitch Perfect.
- Strictly Vagitarian – I love this one! It’s so punny!
- I love boo-bees – Ghosts and bee’s are super cute right? And so are….
- Can I get some topping please? – Some topping for your pizza? What about the bedroom?
- Live, Laugh, Lesbian – Live, Laugh, Love is overrated anyway.
- I Can’t Even Think Straight – Let alone anything else…
- Aphro-dyke-e – Use this pun on your godess of love
Queer & LQBTQ+ Puns
These are all queer and LGBTQ+ community puns
- I Want To Make It Queer That I’m In Love With You – Clear, queer, you see what I did here right?
- Have I Made Myself Perfectly Queer? – I know, I stole the same idea again.
- Homosexuwhale – I love this cute whale!
- Sound The A-llama – It’s Pride – Sound the alarm, but llamas!
- Feline The Purride – Calling all cat-lovers, this pun is for you.
- I’m Totally Oh-Gay With That – Okay, Oh-gay. You get this one right?
- Is it Crystal Queer? – Clear and queer just make for really easy puns, okay!
- Equali-tea – We all deserve equality!
- Bi the way, I’m gay – by and bi swap here, but you knew that.
- Transgendeer – Deers are cute little animals!
- LGBLT – I love this LGBTQ+ sandwich.
- Ukagayle – I love a ukulele but not as much as this ukagayle
- Home Sweet Homo – Home sweet home but better.
- Queergi – We had the Corgay and now we have the Queergi!
- Let’s get one thing straight – I am not. – This may be straight to the point, but you certainly aren’t.
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